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1 Pathan apna rishta dekhne gaya to ghar walon ne
Chor (Theif) ne apni Mangaitar ko Heeray ka Haar g
Altaf Hussain Umrah karny gaye,
Two Friends Talking:
Bindas ho ke Jeenay ka,
Yaad aany waly yaad aaye ja rahy hain,
Main tum se kuch nahi kehta,
Ek dost ne doosray se pucha: Batao Nakaam mohabbat
Sardar (Larki ko chhertay huye): Hor soniya ki haa
Mere Ishq ne Seekh li hai waqt ki Taqseem Faraz...
If you have any problem!
Teacher: Naarray ko English main kya kehte hain?
Girl: I want to Finish Friendship with you
Woh Keh Chalay k Ab hum Sirf Tumharay Khuabon main
Unhon ne apnaa Hath Barhaya hai,
Just Imagine:
Aankhon ko intaazar ki aadat c ho gai,
Woh ijaazat den to itni Baat keh dena.
T.T to Sardar in Train: Ticket dikhao.
Aye Eemaan waloo!!!
Kuch log Dozakh main barray aaram se soye parray t
Meri Mohabat ka is tarha mazak mat banao Ayaz
Today Is World Red Rose Night.
Alkaloids (Heavily Derivatized Amino Acid),
Mahboob Aapke Qadmon Mai
Year 2015
Anti Misba: Socho agar meri shadi kisi aur se ho
1 Truck k peeche likha tha:
Memon: Jao 2 Dukaanon se 3-3 kabaab le aao...
Teacher: Ye Muhavra poora karo...
Aye Khuda meray dost ko Sindhiyon jesi Qismat,
Shair Arz hai:
Ek zaruri Hadayat, Ignore mat krna:
Teri ankhein jesey
Major Rohail to pathan: 28th May 1998 Pakistan ne
News Alert:
Mareez Doctor se: Koi Lambi umar karny ka tareeq
Aata Hy Yaad Humain Double Sawari Ka Zamana,
Tamam Muslims Se Appeal Hey K Khuda K Liye Walls,
T.V ON karo...
Yaar ye baat nahi hai, Sab logon ki apni apni majb
1 Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka.
Always respect your Teachers:
Molvi ki Girlfriend Molve ko Time dey kar nahi a
Revenge:
Jobs In Mobilink..
Mubarak ho ab tum
Lahore main 40 Larkiyan Heart Fail hony ki wajah s
Apni Pasand ka Ek Number Choose karen.
Reporter: Sir log kehte hy mehngai hy..?
Aap mein 10 qualities hain..!
Ek Molvi Ek Aurat Se Takra Gaya:
Amrican: Which flower do u like?
Mere mehbob ki shadi raqeeb se ho gai
Bapu ne kaha:
Aik press reporter hospital mein ek zakhmi ka inte
Baloch, Pathan, and Sindhi ek Farishtay se bolay
Plz pass this sms
Mard zyada Shareef hen ya Aurten?
Memon beemar hua to check up k liye gaya.
Memon beemar hua to check up k liye gaya.
Aap Sochen agar World Trade Center (WTC) Karachi m
Jazz Shadi Menu main Khush-Aamdeed
Mareez: Mujhe Ajeeb si beemari ho gai hai..
Ek pagal khat likh raha tha:
Ek Memon ne apni New Car Office k bahar roki,
Ek Memon ne apni New Car Office k bahar roki,
Budha: Puttary! Andar se Mere Daant to le aa..
Aaj ki Taza Khabar!!!
Garma garam Biryani ki daig sirf aap k lye:
Ek Pathan Raat ka Khana kha raha tha...
Chor (Theif) ne apni Mangaitar ko Heeray ka Haar g
Bindas ho ke Jeenay ka,
~SPORTS NEWS~
Beggar: Sir, plz give 50 paise.
Pakistan mai burai kon phela raha hai?
Larki wale: Aap ka Beta kya karta hai?
Teacher: Tumhary Papa kya kaam kartay hain?
Wife: Kal jo BHIKAARI aaya tha na woh bohat kharab
Aamir Khan ki Film Ghajini dekhne kay baad Adnan
Elaan Karwao Bhangra Paao Khush Ho Jao K Tum Ko Bh
Braking News!!!
1 Larka ZONG k Office ja kar larki ko I LOVE YOU k
A Girl Speaks to A Boy:
Marnay k baad 1 shakhs se farishtay ne pucha: Kya
Mujhse chand keh raha tha.
Fire Brigade Ki Training Ho Rahi Thi,
Is Pakistan ka kya hoga?
King of Music
UFone Menu main Khush-Aamdeed:
Quaid-e-Azam ne Farmaya tha k
ATTENTION ALL!!!
Ek baar ek Chodri Sahab apny betay ki shadi pe baa
Apni pasand ka ek Fruit choose karen:
Choose a no:
Ek aadmi ne HiRAN ka shikaar kiya,
How To Impress A Kam Wali?
2 aadmi qabrastan sy guzar rhy thy.
Memon: Pant ki silayi kitni hai?
Mere dost
Child: Papa men apni shadi me bhi Hijray Nachwau
Mohabat Na rAHi to Wafa kon karega?
Aik Pagal: Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k lye haan bol
Fakeer: 1 Rupia dede Baba
Kya ye Khabar sahi hai?
Shaadi Ka Wada Kia Parveen Se
OYE
Toilet poetry:
Hazraaaaaaaat!
Majnoo Laila ki zulfon main aisa khoya
Meri saadgi to dekhein
Urdu ki pehli book in 1947
Muhabat Ho Jaye
Bike Rider To Sargent
Marnay se 1 Din Qabal Faraz ne khai thi Nehaari.
2 Aadmi double sawari jaa rha thay
Memon At Petrol Pump
Hamari Govt ne pehle Petrol barhaya,
Ghareeb Aadmi aik kaam dil khol kar karta hai pata
EID MUBARAK to you and all your Family.
Aap pait bhar k khana khaen,
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Eik sardar interview danay gaya us say poocha gaya
1 Pagal khane me bohat sary Pagal nach rahe thy,
Usne kaha tha k 4 bajay Date pe aaongi Faraz!!!!
Aquarium main 2 fishes teir rahi hain.
Aj Newspaper me parha k doston ko SmS krny sy di
Farishta Ek Singer murdy se: Main hisab lene aaya
Ek Aadmi apnay gher fone kr k nokar say kehta hay
A teacher teaching ALJEBRA:
Agr Apko koi pareshani hai,
Ek admi Ne Tang Aa K Kaha
Larkay Waley: Hum ko larki pasnd hai Shadi kb karn
Romance
Humain YAAD kro
When U Take My Name Slowly, I Die In The Spot ...
Select one day then i will tell u meanining of the
Agr aap Pait bhar k Khana khao,
Geo NEWS PE 1 KHABaR AYI HAI
Meaning Of Pakistan
Agr tUm 1 Pencil bN kR kSi kI khUshiyan nAi Likh
Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?
Memon apne Bachy Ko mar rha tha,
Ek bacha paida hote he Nurse se bola mobile hy?
Mareez: Dr sahab mujhay door ka nazar nahi aata.
Har shaam charaghon se saja rakhi hai,
Agar 2 peepal ke Pairh(Tree) Ek rassi se
Basanti
Assalam U Alaykum
DUA
Why MEMONS are banned to play Hockey and Football?
(In year 2020)
Do't keep Me in your Heart,
Laado De Lashkare Jag Mag Kapre Sare!
EK LARKI KI DUA
Tere Naam
Agr apko apna future malum krna ha to..
Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost
LUCKNOW Me 2 Bachey Aapas Me Larr Rahe Thy.
BV: Mein tumhari zindagi ke Kitaab hon..
BV: Mein tumhari zindagi ke Kitaab hon..
Shadi main Munna apny Papa se: Papa khana kab kh
Husband & Wife Men Jhagra Hua Tou Wife Ne Apni M
Newtons 5th law:
Neend ki goli kha Lo acha rahe ga,
Agar meri yaad aaye to:
Mere papa bohat buzdil hain.
Ek aadmee tha us ka aik beta tha,
Ching Chang mui tung
Ap Ne DIL Churaya HUM Khamosh Rahe
Ek shrabi bus men sawar hua to seat pr bethay molv
…35 .PAGAL
Tum dosti ka wo dagh ho
Ufone paish karta hai 12 aannay package
U r my best frnd
In life 5 things u should Never lose
Zindagi ki Rah MUSHKIL hai to kia hua
Galileo used 2 study in small Lamp
Bari mushkil se hum raat ko asman se ap k liye,
National stadium main aaj he shadi hall ki booki
Plz note my new number of ZONG (China Tel) now sen
Hello G
If u find cute frnd
Ek Jahaz me American, Chinies, Indian aur JIN Safa
Jis train mein jawan jawan
MCB OFFERS
Profesor:
Aik GADHA tha,
Najoomi:
QYAMAT KI 5 NISHANYA
Pakistan & Afghanistan
A girl: Meri to har sans par larka marta hy.
Pyar b ajab shay he
Mere paas balance nahi hai, Please ek card send ka
Judge mujrim se: Batao tumhari akhri khuwahish kya
Aaj Deedar
Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola,
Breaking News:
Pakistani Boy: Mere 4 bhai & 6 Behnain hain, Tere
Ek Wagon waly ne Truck waly se pucha:
Girl: Hum kahan ja rahe hein?
A girl comes late to Class.
Woh kon hai jo uchal uchal ke paida hota hai?
3 GADHAY ZOO
YOU R SO
3 Poltry Forms got Inspected
1 Chota Munna boht der se ro raha tha
Larki wale: Hmko larka pasnd he shadi kAb karni
Door se dekha to Orange tha
1 Aadmi ne Anda fry kia to woh jal gaya,
Logoon ko tapaany k 7 tareekay hoty hain:
Thalaam! Ye aita sms hai jo athay bhale intan to t
Aapko Pata hai?
Agr velantine day pr apko gulab ka phool na mile t
GRP MSG
Nikah k Time:
Garmi ka ek Faida hai...
QUAiD E AZAM k 5 NUKAAT:
Frog 2 Najumi: Mera future btao.
Ek admi khali plate mein
Bush ke BV frmati hai.
America ko ZALLEL krne k AWARD k nominee hai
Aisa Aadmi Jo Ghalti Par Ho aur Haar Maan lai Woh
Czyhzazlzoy yy dyayfa kzyaryrzo sayrzyaz y
Mjhe 2 chizen bht tang krti hein
Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Chlng 4 U
Bubbli: Papa mjhe hockey chahye.
Ye chand bhi ajeeb sitam dhata hai,
Ek lrki intrview dne gye
. . .
Hum Paani Q Peetay Hain
A difficult question:
Dulhan andhe shoher se:
Aaj se 10 saal baad larkiyan larkon ko dekh kar:
Old man school ke principle se:
Full form of Boys.
Aik double sawari ja rahi hoti hai
Aaj Titanic ki 98th aniversary hai...
Be Sharam
Ek larka ek larki ko khirki ke tarf ishara kr k ke
Boy: Chalte Chalte yunhi ruk jata hu mei
A true friends is one who sees the first tear in y
When I am worried, no one sees my pain,
Question: Sachi Bahaduri ki sb se alaa misaal kia
1 Murgha-Murghi Ki Love Story
Film Ghajni mein heroine ke marne wale seen se aik
Law Of Ezzat derived from Newtons Law:
Pakistan ka woh konsa City hai jahan koi bhi larki
Hum ho gaye aap ke bohot sochne ke baad,
ko ko ko ko
B O Y S
Most MELA msg of month:
American: Ye building kitnay din main bani hai?
In Pakistan a Survey is carried out:
Khush naseeb ho aap jo hum aapki Dosti ko itni Shi
Chlng 4 U
JAZZ BF: Hello darling
Dunya men 1 Wakt esa aye ga Jab Dunya pr
Dun¡a ma¡ 2 log he haseen or zaheen hy
Line maari hai...
Chori chori ye ana jana chor do,
Aik Sahib ki car k peechay likha tha:
U-fone Pesh Krta Hy
kya yagahdaap ka ha agr nhi to es ko
1 doctor ki shadi nurse say ho gai:
Wapda Light Controlar:
Hello G
Qayamat k din allah pak sub ko aik
A Toilet is like a National Assembly Session.
Teacher: Whats Your Cast
Your account has been recharged successfully wit
Ap lovely ho -94%
Meri Dosti Wo Daagh hai Jo Aap Mita Nahi Paogey,
Aj Titanic ki 98th anivrsry hai.
Teacher: Tum late kiu aaye ho?
Golden Words
Aasman se le kar zameen tak
Attention: Ek recent Islamic research se pata hai
Kia dekh rahy ho
70 Years Old Man: Dil chahta hai ke ab shaadi kar
Benazir apni new kitaab mein likhti hein aaj kal..
Girlfriend aur Police mein kya baat Common hai??
Ye to sab hi poochte hein ke
Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
1st Friend: Yar tumhare ball q jhar rahe hain ?
Breaking News!
Jab Koi Baat Bigarh Jaye,
Dil Ke operation ko BYEPASS Q kahte hain????????
I
1 Pakistani dosre se: Yaar kehte hain iss baar jun
Larki nahane gai kapre utare darwaza
Kabhi Karachi
Boy: Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi
Chooha Billi Se Darta Hai
Agar aap Gul Ahmad k kapray pehnay gay tu..
Girl Friend: Darling , Tum mere liye sitaray tor
A dirty msg
Boy: Suit to bohot acha pehna hai.
Billo Rani...
0303-7722140
Patient: Mujhe beemari hai.
Ek charsi ki bakri gum ho gai bohat talash kya mag
Police officer 2 his son!
Breaking News on Geo TV.
Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef mai,
1 indian ne 24 ghnte tk pani mai sans rok kar re
Girl: Tum din main kitni bar shave karte ho?
Hockey aur Cricket me kya farak hai??
Zindagi mien Kamiyaab Hone k 2 Asool...!!
Ab Bush k bad Obama
Purani kahawat hai k
If God asked me
Ab Bush ke baad Obama
Usko dekhta tha tou hansti thi,
Urdu bhi kaisi ajeeb zaban hai...!
Great news !!!
Jotay khanay k sirf tum he ustad nhi ho Arbaab..
9-11; Pakistan responsible
Arz kya hai:
Can U solve
Cigrete piyo Gold leaf ki.
The ultimate line told by every parent 2 dear chil
The ultimate line told by every parent 2 dear chil
Baap: Beta jab main tumko maarta hon to tum apna G
Baap: Beta jab main tumko maarta hon to tum apna G
Molvi Yakoob Rasheed ne Farmaya ke:
Aurat ki zindagi
Performance Pressure:
Bakre Ne Mara Bakri Ko Singh..
Shohar: ye tum mujh ko bhary bazar main A.G ky
FATHER: Beti Aj tum ne Phone per sirf 1 ganta bat
APne husan per itna gharor na kar sab 2 din ki m
Jahan dosti wahan atbar
If U r in
Height of telling lie?
Once a Journalist asks Meera:
Do aadmi memon ki baraat mein gaye,
Friends Baloons ki tarah hotay hein,
2008 ka Faqeer:
Memon aur us ki girl friend SeaView per baithay
Paanch sawalon ke sahi jawab dene per aap ko m
Subah Sms
Ae Dost baandh le Kafan mein sharab ki Botal,
AQWAAL-E-ZAREEN:
Year 2015 Begum: Suniye G Aaj mujhe koi mehingi
Boy:
MEMON ka Beta Girl Friend k sath Ghoom k Gher aya
1 Shaikh ko current lag gia,
LOVE
Ek larki darzi ki shop par gai aur pucha:
Zindagi milti hai aik baar
Teacher Student se : Aap bare ho ya aap k papa?
Suno! jb tum
Reality of today:
Khuda Aapko
Income Tax Officer Has Raha Tha:
Friend in different languages
Guiness Book of World Record:
Main nai naya mobile liya hai
Husband apni Wife ka Janaza le ker ja raha tha,
Guiness Book of world record:
Agar tum jisay pasand kartay ho usse na
Phoolon Ki Malka,
Son: Main shaadi nhi karonga!
Boy: Mere dil karta hai tumhari zulffo main kho
I miss U,
India me 1 ajeeb-o-gareeb SmS hy,
Aj ka sawal:
Main ne 2 faslay kye hain..
1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se
Wife: Aap apne best friend ki BV
True bravery is 2 arrive home.
Aapko 1 bar HICHKI aye to smjhna
Jo mango ge mila ga
Jo ho gaya wo hogaya Jo hona hoga wo
Kya Tum Gareeb Ho?
Dr: Apka weight kitna hai?
1 Beauty Parlor ki Publicity board
”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji :W
GRP MSG
Kabhi shikayat na labon pe laengay,
Jaisa K Aap Jantay Hain Mera Maqsud Koi Lambi Chor
wat will u call mr.bean when he is sleeping
May your world be filled with warmth
Judge Mujrim se: Tum teesri baar adaalat main aa
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
You are a DOG
Memon to his Son: Beta shadi k din susral walay gh
Friends I m Collecting
Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola
Ek Memon ko Jin charh gaya,
Law of Izzat derived from Newtons law
Shair likha jata hai,
Pepsi
Hawain kehti hai pyaar karo,
Tu ishq kita c zor shor de naal,
1 aadmi ki car se kawwa takra gaya,
Aaj Thursday hai.
Pakistan main shadiyan parents ki marzi se hoti ha
Teacher: Water ka formula batao?
Dawn Newspaper 2018
Faqeer ne 1 Memon Aurat se kaha: Mujhe khana mil s
The most MELA msg of the year,
Maa: Beta shadi us se karna jo Naik ho,
Woh konsa waqt hai
1 Baat batao please.
Yaad-e-Khuda dilon main jagata hai WAPDA.
Teri muhabbat teri wafa he kafi hai,
sardi ka Zamana hai,
Happy Birthday!
Won tanha andhere main bethi thi,
Rok do mere janazay ko Zalimo,
Agar koi pochay Haal Ehwaal Kaise hain?
From: 1st August 2008
Dil ka dard humain bataty kyon nahi?
Petrol: Rs.81
Har khushi hansi mangay aapse,
Quad-e-Azam kay 3 Farmaan:
Insaan ki 4 Maa hoti hain,
Aaj mere mobile ki Birthday hai,
Aye dost baandh le kafan main botal qabar main b
7 Peer 7 Chatai pe be bethe thay.
Bus main ek Aadmi charha aur Chilla kar bola!
Aaj main aapko GHORA chalana sikhata hon.
Begum: Suniye mujhe kisi Mehngi jaga le chaliye
Tumhari yaad mein humne roh roh ke tub bhar diye
You are so Smart!
Job offer in U-Fone,
Yaar tum waqai khoobsoorat ho,
P= Person who
Memon k ghar pe guest aaye, bivi ne kaha Jao me
Garmi ka ek faida hai!
Mera number change ho gaya hai,
Jab ap paida howay,
1 molvi film actor k pas
Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat
D se dosti,
Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo
Meri
Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
Allah Aapko Gharaq Karay,
Congratulations!
Kid: Auntie Mummi ne cheeni mangi hai,
Larka bus stop pe larki se bola Sandle to bohat
Kabhi kehta tha dost mera k,
Sushmita +929821420167
Girl: Main tumhare liye sab chor dongi,
Iblees ne ek din apne shagirdon se kaha logon ko
English Shairy of the Day:
Farigh ho to mere is sawal ka jawab de dena!
Larki Pehli Baar Larke k Saath Uski Car Main Dri
Suraj ki pehli kiran khushi de aapko,
If I need Brain Transplantation i will definetely
Agar main aap k sms ka jawab na don...
Year 1927......
Oye ye dekh!
Aalu ko Gajar se pyar ho gaya,
1st man: Main Murree jaty huye apni biwi ko khai
God help those who helps others:
1 hand on Horn,
Arz kya hai!!!
Height of Rishtadari,
Boy proposes a girl,
Mouse to Elephant: 2 din k liye apni chaddi dena
. 1 Doctor Mareez k peechay bhaag raha tha..Logon
00,=
A ki Biwi B,
Its my HOMEgift
ullu ki tarah mat dekho
( /; )( /SO rahe ho KYA?(@; ((@GHOORO MAT( /; )( /
.. IfUneedADVICEMSG MEifUneedLOVE!CALL MEifUneedH
Nazar Ne Nazar Ko Nazar Ban K Dekha..
Har gali har Devar par apka Naam Likha hai
Baap Ki Aulad Hai To Niche Dekh..
Itni masoomiat kahan se latey ho?
Subha
Shaadi k din kareeb aye to (maha) ko diting ka s
Shah jahan ne TAJMAHAL ki
Moolaq ki khater ke lie batain ho rahi thi.
Dimaag k iie sangtray ka juice.
Arz kia hai!
Bari barsi khatan gia si,
Mein ne kaha,
Salam gi Dil 20 13

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