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Wife Saw Sign Board:
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Chal beta sms delete kr de shabash
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Ye 1 Naya SMS hai jo Market main abhi tak nahi aay
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Gadhi Ne Gadhe Se Pucha:
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Newton 2nd law of ishq:
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Ants were enjoying a party in the Tent at Jungle.
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SEHWAGs SON: Mummy mummy !!
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WAYS 2 IMPRESS A GIRL
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Bipasha Bharat ke har nagrik ka adikar he,
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Mareez Dr se: Heart badlne k baad mjhe dance or
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Zindagi k 7 Marahil:
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Kaali ghata chayi hai,
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Hello...
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Pehli baar Love kahan invent hua tha?
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Larka: ?
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Boys Saying
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Breaking News: Latest sponsor of the Indian Cric
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When things go wrong,
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10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving
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Hi,
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Agr basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi bandhy to V
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When I Go Wrong I Need
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Arz Kia Hai...
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Son: Mom mubarik ho, meri 7 Janmo k liay job lag
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I have No Girlfriend
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Difference between Problem, Talent and Kismat
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When you win, everyone takes pride in celebratng
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YASHOMATI MAIYYA SE BOLE NANDLALA,
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Koe Apko Pagal Kahe Tou!
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Do You Know The Meaning Of BMW . . . . . . . [!
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Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?
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Maa: Btao hinduon k Bhagwan ki zuban bahr Q hoti
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Tufani barish me raat ko shop per 1 admi pizza l
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Buhat Dukh Hoa Tumharay Husband Ke Death Ka..
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Shahrukh Khan ki film RAB NE BANA DI JODI se ham
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Film Ghajni mein amir khan ka look dekh ke kya s
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Ticket Chacker: Amma karaya poora do.
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Manzil ki taraf badte chalo.
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Train Me Upar Ki Birth Par Baithe Ek Budde Baba
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So what did we Learn from movie Ghajini??
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Today Is Thappar Day.
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Pyar ke jaam ko aise na piyo ke adha piya aur ad
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Bhakt Swami se: Swami Ji mera Puja Mein Mann Nah
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1 Aurat ne ishara krke tej a rhi bus ko roka.
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â!€śHAPPY MAKAR SANKRANTIâ
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Aaj Titanic ki 125th anniversary hai
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If Dhoni Weds Sania.
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You are the smartest n sweetest person I ever know
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Mayawati came to Lallus house with a goat.
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Now bush says:
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Who played a double role in SHOLAY?
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Child 2 dentist doctor!!!
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1 Indian Japan main cooking k muqable
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Aasman per kaali Ghata chayi hai
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Light The Fags With The Heat Of The Lever,
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Ek shrabi sadhu se takra gaya.
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Mandir mein jaap karta hoon
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Amitabh Public Toilet mei se pura bheeg k ata hai,
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A newly wed couple went to Cheif Minister for Aa
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Director:Tumhain 4 gunnday pakraingay
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Agar tum zindagi ki rahoon me gir jao to himmat ma
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Roses r red sky r blue
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Najoomi: Tumhari life mai 6 ladkiyan aengee.
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Boy: Mera dil karta hai tumhari zulfon main kho
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Laloo: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone
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Attitude of girls:
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What will Himesh say to magnify a picture..?
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Full of Emotion shair:
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Ek hindu fauji ne jahaz se chalang lagaty huye k
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Newton ne apple neechy girte dekha or Gravity di
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Kid: Ammi aaj abbu ne bus main mujhse kaha k Aun
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Manzil ki taraf barhtay raho,
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Rang De Basanti movie
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Larki apne B.F. se:
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Is Dunia Me Sirf Postman Hai, Post Woman Nahi Hai.
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Awaz mein Mithas hai..
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Whenever u feel 2 study,
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Har mard ki life dekho to
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Woh Love Love likhti rahi,
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She is Hot,
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Apna aik usool hai,
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School ka toilet bhi ajeeb hai
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Teachr:Tumhari Writing
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Mud ker na dekh mujhe,
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Patient to Nurse, I LOVE U, TUMNE MERA DIL CHUR
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Lalu Bus k ooper khara tha
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MACHHAR SONG:
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Ek samay ki baat hai Lakshmi ji ka vahan Ullu unse
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Jeevan ke Muskil Rasto pe kaun apka sath dega
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Where Do U Find Mangoes?
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Line marne k bohat se trike hai jin me se 2 mandar
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Biology Teachr: Girls Can U Tel Me Where Is Ur H
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Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein.
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Kal kare so aaj kar,
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Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
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Kripya Dhyaan De,
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INDIA Ko
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Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes
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Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi me
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Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life
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Pyar karo Sujal ki tarah,
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I M Lamp
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1 Larki mujhe bohat tang karti hai,
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Sharabi Doctor se: Aap meri Sharab churwa sakte
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Sorry!!!
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1 baar 1 larki akeli ja rahi thi,
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2 Aadmiyon ki BV gum ho gai.
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Aye dost teri muhabbat k liye,
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Mujhe bholnay ki Khuda kary aapko aisi saza mila
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Ro0o0oz logoo sy tery Pungy Hongy
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-Golden Words-
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Ek larka raat main akela,
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Duniya main Paisa, Pyar, Dost!!!
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Dear Bhai Jaan!
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What is the definition of Girl Friend?
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Ab main bilkul Shareef ho gaya hon,
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Teacher in Class: Dehli min Kutub Meenar hai.
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Attendence..
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Boy says to girl
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1 Family SHOLAY film dekh ker aai,
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Veeru: Basanti in kutton k aagay mat nachna,
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Boy: Mujhse shadi karogi?
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Every Girl is smart,
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Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua
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Tum Kuttay they,
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Jab sher(Lion) 3 baar dharta hai to kya hota hai
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Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte t
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Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom machal jata hai
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Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
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Doctor: You and your wife have same blood group.
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Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
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Shaadi aur mobile me kya similarity hai?
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Sagaai hui...
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Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,
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Jo assani se mile wo hai gum,
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. Tusi Saadi Jaan ho, Punjabi ho ya Pathan ho, Ch
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Umeed ki kashti ko, doboya nahi kerte,
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Dil ki khuahish hai k main tere ghar aaon,
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Log kehte hain k PYAR itna bhi mat karo k Girl F
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! Ramchandra kah gaye siya se, aisa kalyug aayega
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Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki
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. Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. P
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Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY
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. Sorry recharge khatam ho gaya. Galfriend ko I l
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Whats the diff between Dava &d Daru
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. Population slogan in Bihar: Hum Do Hamare Do, U
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May our friendship turn into silver, silver into
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Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 s
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Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey! Bhagwan apko Nauk
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Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin,
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Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi, Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi, Ch
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Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
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1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungi
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Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN
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Girl: If u will try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi
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Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
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Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain?
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Girls excuses
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Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & moth
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.
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Red Rose: Luv
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. Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki waj
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Gangulys Son: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer
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Hai agar tujhmain Dum to Himalya ko Hilla
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