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Free Hindi Urdu SMS English Funny Sms
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Man runs home and shouts:
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Come like a Horse,
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An Old Man's T-Shirt Quote.
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What ABCDEFG stands for?
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Guys playing cards
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The Worst Thing About Censorship Is
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Things To Remember In Life ...
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A WISE MAN Washes His Hand After He PEES.
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Today, Tomorrow and Yesterday there will be
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What R U Searching?
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Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
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Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.
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A GIFT FOR U
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How to make One Million Rupees in the Stock Market
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Best Way To Get FAT
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A boy going in car.
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A boy going in car.
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A Great Loser
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W & Women
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A Man on his way toQ
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Aim in life
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Impact of Movies
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Londay bazi ka zamana
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Inform ur g.f
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OBAMA..?
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On my Feet in two weeks
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Can Cows Fly!?
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Qoutable qoutes
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U r so sweet...
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Fantastic Definitions:
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According to a Medical report;
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It must be tough spending
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Most Confusing Day
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ATOM BOMB
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How old is ur father
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Three Possible Reasons
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Quaid-e-Azam Paindabad
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Cricket Team
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F..R..I..E..N..D
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sexy female elephent
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No Me no Life
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USA invented a machine.......
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There is a saying
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PAY THE BILL
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Who said English is easy???
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Height of fashion?
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Who said English is easy???
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What about You???
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Talking Once with a genious
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u wl alwayz get swetness ...
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My Third Wife
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A Wise man...
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Buyer to seller
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Young Woman
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A STORY ABOUT EVERYBODY
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Good News
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MENTAL HOSPITAL
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Love Letter by Mathematician
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Pocket Money
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Depth of Friendship?
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Does not have a Wife
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
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â I don
€™t make jokes.
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A promising young man
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Brook Bond
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So Sad, Very Bad
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God bless ur naughty mind
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Changing underwear
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If you are going through Hell then?
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INSIDE WOMEN
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SOME-THING-IS-WRONG
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Heaven and Hell
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VERY... Cute
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get this SMS
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WARNING
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Change ur underwear
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New Underwear
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Dreams of a man
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Toilette pepper
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HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular
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Today is the death anniversary of POPE JOHN plzz s
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GooD News 4u!
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PARACETAMOL
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?Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-l
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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
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There was this guy who told his woman that he love
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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
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How Dogs and Women are alike.....
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.T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has
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Messages are given to
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.God made man and then rested. God made women and
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.God made man and then rested. God made women and
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.The probability of someone watching you is direct
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What is the thinnest book in the world?
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.A successful man is one who makes more money than
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What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
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.Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ri
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Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being
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!WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent kn
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.Marriage is the process of finding out what kind
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!...We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...
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.All the love that history knows is said to be in
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HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED press down ...
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.Why were males created before females? Cos you al
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.Breaking News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo. 1 w
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Q: What is the difference between a wife and a gir
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€¦âMy girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me
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Ek Memon ko Jin charh gaya,
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